Friday, June 6, 2008

Matthew's Fashion Do's and Don'ts for Summer 2008

DON'T wear anything with a tag.





DO buy tagless or make someone (like your mom) cut out the tags in ALL of your clothes.

If your mom forgets and leaves even one tag on you can remind her with tears and frantic words like "Oh no, it has a tag"or simply "Emergency".


DON'T ever let your feet be naked, wear socks at ALL times.

I really can't stress this one enough. Even if you are not wearing pants or underwear; socks are essential.



DON'T ever wear shorts to bed.

I know it is very tempting to wear shorts to bed, especially when nearly every pj set comes with pants and shorts to match so that you could wear either. I know it is tempting to wear shorts also when it is 105 degrees in your house and you sweat profusely all night, believe me I know. Be strong, fashion is of the up most importance, even while you sleep. Remember the socks too, no one should ever sleep without socks.


DON'T wear sandals (unless your mom threatens you with a time out).
With sandals you can't wear socks which conflicts with rule #3. Also, if you have followed this blog for awhile you will remember mom has a hard time putting those things on the right feet anyway.


The final rule for summer fashion is....

DO realize any attire is appropriate for weight lifting.

Lifting in a t-shirt, underwear, and socks only is ok. Really you can even lift while you are on the potty half naked. So this last rule is really that there are no fashion rules when it comes to exercise.

4 comments:

kristykh said...

That's hilarious! He's a fashion king! I love the sock rule...great for summertime!

The Queen said...

Hey Matthew. I just can't win this summer can I?! But you look WAY cool in all your "gear!" (especially the socks!)

God's girl said...

That was cracking me up. That was so funny. I feel ya girl. I have the same issues with one of mine but it has seemed to settle some.
Much love,
Ang

Kristen said...

I laughed SO hard at this! You guys are going to love looking back at times like these when he is older:)