Friday, September 18, 2009

Matthew Says--September Edition

When talking about his church "buddy barrel" that we collect money in each month.....



Matthew says "I am going to put this money in my buddy barrel because we need to get lots of money. We need to buy 2 meats and 2 loafs for 2 boys in Haiti that don't have any food."




When talking about those "tough times" in life....

Matthew says "Sometimes when life gets confusing you just need to snuggle with a mama."


Matthew says "TV can really lift kids spirits when they are sad mama."





When he saw this.....

Matthew says "Mama how could you let THIS happen to her???"





When walking through the door which is being held open by a lady with blue hair at Taco Bell....

Matthew says "Thank you and nice blue hair!"




When playing football with Daddy I suggest turning off the TV so he can give his full attention to playing.....


Matthew says "That's ok mama, God gave me 2 ears. One to listen to Daddy and the other one to listen to the TV."




When seeing the cats (Mac and Emma) fighting....

Matthew says "Go Emma! You're my mammal!"






When a cashier asks about his baby sister.....

Matthew says "I'm Matthew and she is Alexis. I'm the experienced one."






When pretending to be my repair man, pushing that button on the dryer that turns the light on and off (which I always have to tell him to quit playing with)......

Matthew says "I see your problem. I bet your child plays with this button all the time."





When the waitress at Chili's leaves the table laughing at something he has said and tells him to come visit her again soon....


Matthew says "I just made that girl's day."





When discussing dental hygiene.....

Matthew says "Mama, could I have some floss? I need to floss my canines."





When playing with me....

Matthew says "Pretend I'm unconscious."



When talking to a dog walking around the neighborhood without a person. My mom says she is going to check the tag to see if there is a name on it. After looking at the collar for a tag she tells Matthew it is missin'.......

Matthew says "Oh hi Missin'"









8 comments:

The Queen said...

Matthew you should have your own tv show! You are too funny!

Amy said...

Wow! Seriously, get that kid on Comedy Central!! Or Oprah, or something!! He is hilarious!!!!

And very compassionate!! (Haiti)

Angela said...

thank you so so so much for posting this stuff! Your son always makes my day!!!

MelArcile said...

I love your son, even though I have not met him yet. I cannot believe some of the stuff he says!! You should really get some of this stuff on video... :)
Melissa
ps. I read it to the housefull of people at my parents' house, and we've all had a good laugh with Matthew.

Jenney said...

Oh dear, he is experienced, that is too much. He is very funny. Hey, how about that Office this week? Eric and Megan the interns, huh?

Rachel said...

Oh my goodness, where does he come up with this stuff???

Thanks for making me laugh out loud this morning!!!

Mary Smith said...

I just love these snippets about Matthew! Keep them coming. It's almostlike being there.

Jenny said...

Love it Megan! So adorable!