When asked why he was crying for me in the middle of the night by Daddy....
Matthew says "I just love Mama so much, I can't take off my love for her."
When playing construction with Papine (grandpa)....
Matthew says "My guys left a note for your guys it says, Dear Construction Workers, I'm afraid I have to work somewhere else. Sincerely, Don't forget to blink"
When asked to clean up his toys....
Matthew says "I only clean for candy"
When asked about craft time at church....
Matthew says "Oh man, I missed it again!"
When talking about Alexis' time at church....
Matthew says "Did Alexis learn to crawl in her class today?"
I laughingly say "No."
Matthew says "Well what did she do then?"
When trying Frosted Flakes this morning...
Matthew says "Mama I do like this cereal you were wrong, wrong, wrong."
When talking about something I don't really remember....
Matthew says "Now I am concerned on a number of levels."
When being a little bit of a stinker and getting in trouble with Daddy...
Matthew says "You really should be nicer to me."
When telling Daddy about his day and how he got to play at the park, Daddy mentions how nice it was for me to take him there.....
Matthew says "Well it was MY idea."
8 comments:
i swear you have the funniest son ever
OH My goodness! He is so hilarious. I gotta say I think he takes after me with the whole working for candy thing...
Also, I had a cow tail last week. It was delicious and brought back lots of memories!
So funny! He would make many pages of the book "Kids Say the Darnest Things!"
I need to meet that kid. THANK YOU FOR POSTING!!!!
You must have one of the funniest kids... I sit at the computer and laugh out loud at your posts. Too funny. You really should post more often.
Melissa
I think you could have a column in the newspaper or write humor books. You are funnier than Irma Bombeck. If you don't know who that is ask your mom. Terry
Seriously he is such a funny little man! I love these quotes :) Something tells me you have new ones all the time...you'll have to do another "Matthew says" post again soon!!!
I LOVE the "Matthew says" post! Haha He is so clever and so adorable!
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